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This week, weâre talking about a nasty attack ad in Ohio, more cross-cultural battles on Twitter, and a surprising guest on Subway Takes.
Vivek October surprises himself
The bar for campaign attack ads has sunk unbelievably low, but Ohio gubernatorial nominee Vivek Ramaswamy, the Republican previously best known for being so insufferable that even Elon Musk wouldnât hang out with him,1 has somehow failed to clear it.
Earlier this week, the Ramaswamy campaign released an ad in which the Democratic nominee, Amy Acton, is assailed by her own mother, Donna Arthur. Arthur says that her daughter is a liar and implies she has mental health issues.
What makes the ad so egregious is that Actonâs legitimate cause for estrangement from her mother is a matter of public record: She accused her stepfather of sexually abusing her when she was 12 years old, and he was subsequently arrested and indicted for rape in 1978. Arthur lost custody of Acton and her younger brother, and the stepfather fled prosecution and died without ever having faced trial. All this time, Arthur stood by him and remained married to him until he died.
Thatâs the subtext thatâs not immediately apparent in the ad: Ramaswamyâs campaign brought in Actonâs mother to call her a liar, and what sheâs implying is that Acton lied about being molested as a 12-year-old.
Standing with a woman who allegedly failed to protect her daughter from sexual abuse is ... an interesting campaign tactic. Condemnations came in from both sides of the aisle. While Democrats predictably pilloried the ad, so did many Republicans: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine, who has endorsed Ramaswamy, called the ad âwrongâ and âdeeply, deeply troublingâ and said the campaign should withdraw it. Former South Carolina Gov. and presidential candidate Nikki Haley called Ramaswamy âa bad guy,â while Ohio Republican Sen. Jon Husted said he would not have run the ad.
Now, look. Iâm not a professional campaign strategist. But when youâve lost the moral high ground to Nick Fuentes, it might be time to re-examine your tactics. (Fuentes, who has long opposed Ramaswamyâs campaign and called him an âanchor baby,â may, of course, have had less savory reasons to join the dogpile.)
Ramaswamyâs attempt to spring an âOctober surpriseâ seems to have backfired, making him look cruel to anyone with a shred of humanity. Luckily for him, there are plenty of people in politics without even that shred. Plenty of pro-MAGA voices are standing behind the ad, with Ben Shapiro engaging in some both-sides-ism and both President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance directly defending the video.
Beyond the obvious shock value that a campaign would do something like this, there are a few things I find interesting about this episode. The first is that the ad wasnât initially run on TV but instead circulated online. It was first leaked to the Ramaswamy-critical Ohio politics blog The Rooster, and from there, right-wing accounts like Walter Curt, Donald Trump Jr., and many others amplified it as a âbombshellâ that would devastate Actonâs campaign. Ramaswamyâs team didnât actually take credit for the ad right away.
The Rooster told CNN that it obtained the video from a voter who had seen it as part of a poll and recorded it. We know that the Ramaswamy campaign went to the trouble of finding Actonâs mother and filming a slick, professionally produced video with her. But then it only put it into a few push polls two weeks before the election? And it had to be discovered by an anti-Ramaswamy blogger by accident? Really?
Unfortunately for Team Ramaswamy, social media makes it much harder to keep this kind of thing under wraps. If you show a video to any appreciable number of people, someoneâs going to film it and stick it online. This could also explain why it took nearly 24 hours for Ramaswamyâs team to even acknowledge it was the one who produced the ad.
This entire episode is another instance of the disarray weâre currently seeing in the Republican Party. Whether itâs the Acton ad, the fake Talarico conspiracy theory, or podcasters discussing the âIndian Question,â these are not the actions of a movement thatâs confident in its position going into the 2026 midterm elections.
This is what you see from a flailing, frightened party anticipating a wipeout, desperately throwing anything it can at the public to see if it will stick.
Found in translation
Last week, we talked about Chinese and Brazilian leftists fighting on Twitter about whether leftism should promote gay rights or protest police brutality.
This week, we saw yet another international spat, with Japanese users sparring with a variety of Western accounts over piracy.
You can get a broad overview of the conflict by browsing the trend at this link, but the sharpest disagreements were over situations where Japanese intellectual property (anime, video games, manga, etc.) simply wasnât available for legitimate purchase overseas. Even in those situations, Japanese users strongly condemned piracy:
Admittedly, âpiracy is badâ is not the worldâs hottest take. Piracy is illegal! And âbut I want itâ isnât the most inspiring defense of breaking the law.
On the other hand: âThis thing you want isnât available⌠why not just give up?â is a particularly uncompelling argument to an American. The American way is to question hierarchies, protest dumb rules, and throw out systems that are illogical and broken. We Americans arenât just going to give up if we want something we canât get legally. Itâs not in our nature. I think thereâs a vast cultural gap here that no amount of bickering is going to solve.
The entire discussion is even more interesting because Western consumption of much contemporary Japanese culture began with piracy. Animeâs popularity was built on a culture of bootleg VHS subs in the â90s. Similarly, manga gained a foothold in Western markets with the aid of unauthorized âscanlationsâ before it was ever legally available. The anime streaming site Crunchyroll began as a piracy site, growing massively popular before transitioning into a paid, legitimate service. (It was eventually purchased by Sony for $1.175 billion.)
The fact that this cross-cultural conversation is even happening is something new. I hate to hand it to the Muskified version of Twitter, but the auto-translation feature has enabled a fascinating new form of discourse: Chinese users fighting with Brazilians, Turks engaging in a meme war with Chinese people, Iranians posting AI-generated Lego videos of Trump.
And now, Japanese users are fighting pretty much everyone about piracy. Itâs one of the single most interesting things happening on social media right now. I have no idea if any of this is good, but itâs sure as hell got my attention.
The best episode of Subway Takes yet
Conan OâBrien is one of the comedy greats, and his instant rapport with the woman at the end of the video shows why
Your tax dollars are paying for kids to mainline YouTube slop
NBC News has a fantastic new story on kids and social media built around a very simple idea: Look at kidsâ YouTube history and see what videos theyâre watching during school hours:
To understand how much YouTube some students are viewing, NBC News reached out to parents across the country who had raised concerns about the spread of technology in schools and asked them to download their childrenâs site histories. Eleven agreed, sharing lists of links from students ranging from second to 12th grade. In a first-of-its-kind analysis, reporters examined more than 17,000 videos through a mix of AI and manual review. More than 95% of the videos, which include ads, were not educational. [Emphasis added]
The majority of the kids involved in the project had watched hundreds (or thousands) of videos during school hours. Few of those videos had any educational value at all. Thereâs a lot you could say here, but mostly: I donât understand why anyone is surprised by this!
At a time when many schools are banning smartphones altogether and seeing positive results, others are just handing kids a direct portal to the most brain-rotted parts of the internet and letting them loose.
Social media, particularly short-form vertical video, is one of the most addictive technologies weâve ever created. If you put it in the hands of a child and say, âNow only use this for history research and algebra homework, wink wink,â what did you think was going to happen?
Links
âNobody Wants To Talk About Why The Ringer Is Pivoting To Substack.â An interesting piece that doesnât reach any firm conclusions, but might point at where our media landscape is headed. The Ringer is a mostly sports, mostly podcast media outfit that has recently appeared to shift back toward written content. But, strangely, rather than setting up its own paywall on its own site, itâs just doing a bunch of separate Substacks. And thereâs no bundled option allowing you to read all Ringer writers â you have to pay or subscribe separately for each one. Very odd.
Thereâs been a rash of politically questionable content moderation decisions recently. TikTok banned the account of Alex Gibneyâs new documentary about Musk before claiming it was an error. Meta suspended the No Kings Instagram account during the No Kings protests and was also accused by Brazilian President Luiz InĂĄcio Lula da Silva of interfering with his ability to post. Each of these incidents could be nefarious, or each could have a more innocent explanation. Part of the larger problem, given the size and influence of these platforms, is that itâs almost impossible to tell the difference.
âOnline forum controlled by Nevada GOP House candidate contains slurs and Nazi talk.â âIt wasnât a couple of crazies. The popular sentiment was, âYes, slavery should be legal,ââ said one former member.
Something I missed a few weeks back: the NHLâs disastrous âHot for Hockeyâ campaign targeting horny BookTok users. What could possibly go wrong?
Gym launches âthumb workoutâ in anticipation of Grand Theft Auto VI
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It is, admittedly, very funny that Ramaswamy is so annoying he got DOGEâd out of DOGE before DOGE had even begun.

